SCW Bonuses

By February 3, 2018News

SCW Survival, after expenses, cleared over $435,000,000, completely obliterating the projected $250,000,000 goal. As a result, Mr. Walker has decided that each person in the SCW organization is well due for a bonus, after all of the hard work from not only the superstars, but the staff and crew, as well.

On Feb. 3rd, Mr. Walker issued the following statement.

“It’s crazy, yeah. We’ve got people on payroll going hard behind the scenes, just like our stars in the ring. It’s a team effort to put these events together. No one person is responsible for this. We made about a billion dollars last year in profits between selling tickets, merchandise, and PPV combos and whatnot. $435,000,000 is a lot of money. We were only projecting about a quarter billion for Survival.

That was a gross underestimation, we now see. But, like I said. We have a lot of people working to make this a successful organization. And I want all of them to understand how much I appreciate it. So, I’m giving everybody a bonus. And not a little punk ass bonus like Walmart and that thousand dollar foolishness. I’m giving every single SCW employee a bonus…of $2,500,000! And NOBODY is exempt.

If you get a paycheck from SCW, you’re getting this bonus. And, because I don’t want to screw up y’all taxes, these will be gifts, not income. I really can’t say how amazing it is to be standing here, talking about such big numbers. But, we’ve all earned it.”

Mr. Walker states that these gifts will begin arriving in mid February to mid March.

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